Oddball Questionnaire of 11 Questions

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I have no clue why I wrote this. I was bored and I'm dragging you all down with me!
Rules:

1. Answer the 11 questions (sets, there’s actually a lot more than 11 questions. XP  )

2. Write 11 new questions for the next person.

3. Listen to weird songs while writing this thing.

4. Tag someone.

 

1. Pick your favorite tooth in your mouth. Tell me which one it is. Do you have a name for it? Why is it your favorite?

Well, that would have to be my front molar on my left side. His name is Jim. I poke at him with my finger or my tongue when I’m nervous or bored.

2. Did something weird, painful and slightly funny ever happen to you?

Yes. I was putting dishes away one day and walked into a fork. It got stuck in two little toes….

3. Have you ever named a piece of vegetation and kept it?

Yes. His name is Jim. He’s been sitting on my window sill for roughly eight years now. He’s feeling a little hollow.

4. Can you name a fictional character that is the splitting image of your ideal husband/wife?

Mr. Fantastic. He’s literally everything I’ve ever wanted in a man.

5. When you were little, did you ever craft an army out of toys?

Yes. My cousin and I actually had so many pokemon toys that we made two armies that were constantly at war with each other.

6. Has your dog ever drooled in your shoe before you put your foot in it?

Yes. It was disgusting. But that’s what made Rykyn the way he was.

7. Do you have childish sheets on your bed?

Yes. They’re green with adorable cartoony dinos on them.

8. Did you ever have a weird looking toy with a weird sounding name?

It was this creepy humanoid cat doll that looked like she was from the forties. She wore a flower print dress and was named Jimette. I think I still have her…

9. Have you ever punctured a water bottle with you with your teeth?

Yes. Used to be a favored pass time for me until my mom made me stop.

10. Ever date a fictional character? Who were they? Any kids?

Yes, for about three two years. His name is Raziel. We have three kids: Rav, Jamie, and Zath. The three were created by my crazy doppleganger :iconbatscree: by the magic of crazy fictional science.

11. What three weird songs did you listen to while writing this?

Hey Baby Que Paso (Freddie Fender),  Jonah Jonah (Apologetix), LITERAL Assassin's Creed 4: Black Flag Trailer


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Let's see.... I'll tag :iconwlyteth: :iconbluefirerocker: :iconcrush40queen: :iconbatscree:

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I will do this if you lend me your headphones. ^.^